PokeParody: Make Masters Out of You by TheCobaltKyogre, literature
Literature
PokeParody: Make Masters Out of You
A Pokemon Parody of Make a Man Out of You from Disney's Mulan
Let's get down to business
To defeat Team Flare.
Their genocide and war
Might gives kids, a scare.
They're the darkest team I've seen yet.
And you can bet as we play through.
Trainers I'll make Masters out of you.
Sick of fight-fire starters?
There is Fennikin.
If you raise with kindness,
You are sure to win.
There are adventures for all trainers,
If battling's not for you.
Go for what means "Master" to you!
"I'm never gonna catch 'm all."
"There's like seven hundred currently!"
"All but the first 151 are fake!"
"Why cant I win online?"
"What the freaking hell are IVs!?"
"
PokeParody: The Bad Touch by TheCobaltKyogre, literature
Literature
PokeParody: The Bad Touch
A Pokemon Parody of The Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang
Haha well now, we call this the act of breeding. However there are several important differences between human beings and Pokemon that you should know.
I'd appreciate a shiny.
Hatch baby, hatch baby,
We know where this egg's from,
Me and you breed more repetitious than the move set of Beldum.
Don't use O-Power, go for hours, with zero good luck but,
Unlike the vitamin vendors,
You can get my PP Up.
You've had enough
Of Charm and stuff
You want Play Rough,
You cannot flee.
And if you try to,
I'll Pursuit you,
With 7 priority.
Faster than Extreme Speed,
You and I gonna breed.
Like
Pokemon Prismatic: Chapter 13 by TheCobaltKyogre, literature
Literature
Pokemon Prismatic: Chapter 13
Chapter 13: Azure's Strategy!
If you missed the last chapter, here it is http://thecobaltkyogre.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-Prismatic-Chapter-12-435958710
If you have not read the first part, here it is http://thecobaltkyogre.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-Prismatic-Chapter-1-428393467
“Daggers try your Metal Claw again!” instructed Zane. Dagger’s claws shimmered a silvery hue as he lunged for the boulder he was attacking. The two of them were in the northernmost part of Pewter City, behind the museum, where they were told there was a large amount of rocks to practice training, a good simulation for the gym. Daggers’
Pokemon Prismatic: Chapter 12 by TheCobaltKyogre, literature
Literature
Pokemon Prismatic: Chapter 12
Chapter 12: Gina VS Kuro
If you missed the last chapter, here it is http://thecobaltkyogre.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-Prismatic-Chapter-11-433493462
If you have not read the first part, here it is http://thecobaltkyogre.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-Prismatic-Chapter-1-428393467
Zane laid on the stiff bed at the cheap hotel they decided to stay at. It was afternoon, one day after his shocking discovery at the Contest Hall. He was alone, lost in his own thoughts. His companions had already left; Gina had her Gym battle today, and the other two had gone to support her.
I should have been there to support her, thought Zane. Or at the ver
Contest of the Gleaming Stars by TheCobaltKyogre, literature
Literature
Contest of the Gleaming Stars
The boy was no older than eleven, but his arrogant grin, formal speech, and an aura that seemed to radiate power gave off the impression that he was someone much older. He stood outside of the Pewter City Contest Hall, grinning at it.
“Contest, what an ill-suited name for this event; There will be no contest for me,” he muttered to himself. He wasn’t just cocky; he knew that most of the trainers in this part of Kanto were mostly beginners so the Battle Round would be no problem at all. He usually stuck with gym battles and crushing his neighbors Red and Blue, but he decided to enter the Pewter City Contest on the way to
PokeParody: Make Masters Out of You by TheCobaltKyogre, literature
Literature
PokeParody: Make Masters Out of You
A Pokemon Parody of Make a Man Out of You from Disney's Mulan
Let's get down to business
To defeat Team Flare.
Their genocide and war
Might gives kids, a scare.
They're the darkest team I've seen yet.
And you can bet as we play through.
Trainers I'll make Masters out of you.
Sick of fight-fire starters?
There is Fennikin.
If you raise with kindness,
You are sure to win.
There are adventures for all trainers,
If battling's not for you.
Go for what means "Master" to you!
"I'm never gonna catch 'm all."
"There's like seven hundred currently!"
"All but the first 151 are fake!"
"Why cant I win online?"
"What the freaking hell are IVs!?"
"
PokeParody: The Bad Touch by TheCobaltKyogre, literature
Literature
PokeParody: The Bad Touch
A Pokemon Parody of The Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang
Haha well now, we call this the act of breeding. However there are several important differences between human beings and Pokemon that you should know.
I'd appreciate a shiny.
Hatch baby, hatch baby,
We know where this egg's from,
Me and you breed more repetitious than the move set of Beldum.
Don't use O-Power, go for hours, with zero good luck but,
Unlike the vitamin vendors,
You can get my PP Up.
You've had enough
Of Charm and stuff
You want Play Rough,
You cannot flee.
And if you try to,
I'll Pursuit you,
With 7 priority.
Faster than Extreme Speed,
You and I gonna breed.
Like
Pokemon Prismatic: Chapter 13 by TheCobaltKyogre, literature
Literature
Pokemon Prismatic: Chapter 13
Chapter 13: Azure's Strategy!
If you missed the last chapter, here it is http://thecobaltkyogre.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-Prismatic-Chapter-12-435958710
If you have not read the first part, here it is http://thecobaltkyogre.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-Prismatic-Chapter-1-428393467
“Daggers try your Metal Claw again!” instructed Zane. Dagger’s claws shimmered a silvery hue as he lunged for the boulder he was attacking. The two of them were in the northernmost part of Pewter City, behind the museum, where they were told there was a large amount of rocks to practice training, a good simulation for the gym. Daggers’
Pokemon Prismatic: Chapter 12 by TheCobaltKyogre, literature
Literature
Pokemon Prismatic: Chapter 12
Chapter 12: Gina VS Kuro
If you missed the last chapter, here it is http://thecobaltkyogre.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-Prismatic-Chapter-11-433493462
If you have not read the first part, here it is http://thecobaltkyogre.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-Prismatic-Chapter-1-428393467
Zane laid on the stiff bed at the cheap hotel they decided to stay at. It was afternoon, one day after his shocking discovery at the Contest Hall. He was alone, lost in his own thoughts. His companions had already left; Gina had her Gym battle today, and the other two had gone to support her.
I should have been there to support her, thought Zane. Or at the ver
Contest of the Gleaming Stars by TheCobaltKyogre, literature
Literature
Contest of the Gleaming Stars
The boy was no older than eleven, but his arrogant grin, formal speech, and an aura that seemed to radiate power gave off the impression that he was someone much older. He stood outside of the Pewter City Contest Hall, grinning at it.
“Contest, what an ill-suited name for this event; There will be no contest for me,” he muttered to himself. He wasn’t just cocky; he knew that most of the trainers in this part of Kanto were mostly beginners so the Battle Round would be no problem at all. He usually stuck with gym battles and crushing his neighbors Red and Blue, but he decided to enter the Pewter City Contest on the way to
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